Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Music Fans of All Ages,

I give you…The Chadwicks!

Live at the Martini Ranch in succulent Scottsdale, AZ, this Friday, February 24th from 10PM-1:30AM. For one night only (this month anyway), they will grace the stage with three powerful sets of rock and/or roll music that will monumentally move and mystify the masses. They promise to perpetually both placate and perturb the population. Sending you sights and sounds that signal the offset of sumptuous, serendipitous and simultaneous Seventh Heaven and Shangri-La.

And that’s only in the first ten minutes. After that? We’re gonna get naked and start the revolution.

Please don’t miss out. Because that would be bad.

(Trust me. You’re gonna want to be there. For that revolution.)