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Yes. The rumors are true. All of them. Let’s get started.

1. The Chadwicks are back in action this Friday, Aug. 26th at Martini Ranch in Scottsdale.

2. We launch into three full sets of full throttle rock and roll on Martini’s new, larger stage at 10:15PM.

3. Tim got a sex change since our last show and can now hit even higher notes than before thanks to the hormone shots and curtailment of his twig and two berries.

4. Dallan, however, is still the one wearing the ladies’ under garments.

5. The Chadwicks continue to rock out with their c@cks out (except for Tim, of course).

For full confirmation of these rumors, you’ve no choice but to investigate further this Friday night at Martini Ranch. We’ll see you there.

Hey Chadwickians,

It’s been a few weeks since The Chadwicks have played out and we’ve missed you very much. Honestly. We certainly hope you haven’t forgotten about us. We’ve been busy playing a whole lot of private events ($$$) that aren’t open to the general public (ergo “private"). In fact we just got home from playing the Connell/Griffin wedding in Chicago, IL which was lovely and very fun (from what we can remember).

The Chadwicks will be back at Martini Ranch in Scottsdale on Friday, August 26th and I’ll be sending you full details the week of the show. The brand new, larger stage is working out quite well. Heck, it’s almost like a real rock n’ roll show. Honestly.

Speaking of real rock n’ roll shows, if you’re looking for something to do until then, do yourself a favor and go check out Jeff Scott Soto this Friday, August 12th at Martini Ranch. Jeff is a long-time friend of The Chadwicks and an all around swell guy. Honestly. This is Jeff’s solo band, but you may remember Jeff from his early days singing with Boogie Knights. Or maybe you heard his voice as the lead singer of Steel Dragon in the movie Rock Star starring Mark Wahlberg. Or maybe, just maybe, you’re familiar with his new band Soul Sirkus with Neil Schon of Journey. Either way, it’s only 5 bucks to get in and the show starts at 8PM sharp. Get full details at http://soulsirkus.com/. You’ll be glad you went.

We’ll see you in a couple of weeks (or come say “Hi” if you spot us at the White Stripes concert on the 19th)!