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Yes. The rumors are true. All of them. Let’s get started.
1. The Chadwicks are back in action this Friday, Aug. 26th at Martini Ranch in Scottsdale.
2. We launch into three full sets of full throttle rock and roll on Martini’s new, larger stage at 10:15PM.
3. Tim got a sex change since our last show and can now hit even higher notes than before thanks to the hormone shots and curtailment of his twig and two berries.
4. Dallan, however, is still the one wearing the ladies’ under garments.
5. The Chadwicks continue to rock out with their c@cks out (except for Tim, of course).
For full confirmation of these rumors, you’ve no choice but to investigate further this Friday night at Martini Ranch. We’ll see you there.
