“Spaulding, get dressed you’re playing golf.”

Personally, I only get excited about golf twice a year. Once when I invite friends over for an annual screening of the classic 1980 film “Caddyshack", and then again when the FBR Open hits Phoenix and somebody decides to throw a Giant Tent Party!!!

Did someone say “Giant Tent Party!!!"??

It’s time once again for…

The FBR OPEN Miller Lite Birds Nest Tent Party! The Chadwicks will be headlining on Thursday, Feb. 3rd from 7:30-10:30 PM. There’s gonna’ be a gigantic stage with a gigantic sound system with lots and lots of food and drink ("How about a Fresca?"). This year it’s on the corner of 82nd Street and Bell Road and you can check out The Phoenix Open website for all the details. ("Correct me if I’m wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they’ll lock me up and throw away the key.")

Speaking of “Giant Tent Parties!!!"…

…it’s time once again for…

The 6th Annual Jilly’s American Grill Caddyshack Tent Party. The Chadwicks will be headlining on Saturday, Feb. 5th from 11PM to whenever they kick us out ("Don’t you people have homes?"). There’s gonna’ be a gigantic stage with a gigantic sound system with lots and lots of food and drink ("I want a hamburger… no, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake…"). And, get there early because Rock Lobster will be opening from 8-10:30PM ("We can do that. We don’t even need a reason.")! The address is 7301 E. Butherus Drive, Scottsdale, AZ (at the Scottsdale
Airpark). 480-368-8663.

If these Giant Tent Parties are anything like previous years’ Giant Tent Parties…

“Hey everybody, we’re all gonna get laid!

“IT’S IN THE HOLE!”

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Q: What do you call a member of The Chadwicks that carries a golfer’s clubs?

A: A Caddywick! ("Chaddy” maybe? No? I can tell by your face, no.)

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“Don’t sell yourself short Judge, you’re a tremendous slouch.”

“And that’s all she wrote.”

Surprise gig tonight at Barcelona in North Scottsdale!

Have you got the Monday blues?
Then come out and see some Monday night Rock! Rock beats Blues everytime. In fact Rock beats everything, except Paper (Paper covers Rock).

The Chadwicks will be playing two sweaty, wet sets between 8 and 10:30 PM at one of the coolest clubs this side of Vegas.

Barcelona
15440 East Greenway Hayden Loop
Scottsdale, AZ 85250
(480) 603-0370

Happy New Year Fellow Chadturions,

Still alive in the ’05!!!*

Are you ready to celebrate anew? I thought so.

The Chadwicks will be appearing at The Martini Ranch in Scottsdale this Friday, Jan. 7th from 10 PM-1:30 AM. We will be kicking off our first show of the 5th year of the 21st Century A.D. with some new songs and a newfound respect for what it means to be Alive and Rocking!

Start a fresh year off on the right foot. Please join us, won’t you?

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* and growing increasingly more and more appreciative of it with every new day (in light of the horrible misfortunes that have befallen our fellow humans across the globe.)